Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said all you need is to write them a song. They haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along. No, don’t sing along! Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowyyyyy! And Rachel and Chandler, (…….) …glander!” Happy holidays, everybody!